dialogue

 "but Alice, don't you remember how i had to follow that long and tedious yellow brick road? i didn't have the easy way out like a rabbit hole"
 Alice rolled her eyes and stuck her tongue out at me.

"Dorothy, you had numerous people help you follow that stupid yellow road. all i had was a piece of cake that made me grow and a drink that made me shrink, you had it easier than i did" Dorothy took a swig from her tea cup and continued to flail her arms around telling her side of the story

"Alice, you had it so easy. you ended up having a tea party while i tried to avoid the wicked witch"

" ok ok fine Dorothy only if you promise to stop arguing "